Category: Tarot

Well, let me tell ya about this here Princess of Swords, or whatever they call her. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ from a storybook, ya know?

Alright, let’s talk about this yes or no tarot stuff. You know, like when you got a question and you just want a straight answer,

Alright, let’s talk about this Ace of Pentacles love thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy card reader, but I’ve seen enough in my life

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this… whatchamacallit… card after wheel of fortune. You know, them cards they use for tellin’ fortunes. I ain’t no expert,

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “tower moment” thing. Folks talk about it like it’s some kinda big deal, and

Alright, let’s talk about that 3 of Swords card, you know, the one with the heart and the swords sticking in it. Sounds rough, right?

[Body] Well, let me tell ya, this Ten of Swords card, it ain’t pretty. It’s like when you find out your prize-winning rooster got snatched

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Nine of Swords card. Folks get all worked up about it, thinkin’ it’s the end of

Alright, let’s talk about these cards for reading, you know, the ones them fancy folks use. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a plain

Alright, let’s talk about this… this king thing, the King of Cups, and how it’s all mixed up with them star signs. You know, them