Alright, let’s talk about this… this… primal monkey-sheep thing, or whatever they call it. My old man used to say, “The stars don’t tell ya nothin’ but what you already know,” but these city folks, they like to complicate things. So, here’s what I’ve gathered about this primal astrology of monkey and aries. Don’t ask me how I know, I just… know things, you know?
First off, this monkey business. Now, I’ve seen monkeys at the zoo once. Chatterin’ and jumpin’ all over the place. Seems like these monkey-Aries people are kinda like that too. Full of beans, they say. Always gotta be doin’ somethin’. Can’t sit still for a minute. My grandson, little Mikey, he’s like that. Always gettin’ into trouble, that one. But he’s got a good heart, just like these monkey folks, I reckon. They say they’re enthusiastic and got a lot of determination. Means they’re stubborn as a mule, if you ask me. But that ain’t always a bad thing, see? Sometimes you gotta be stubborn to get things done.
Then there’s this Aries part. Aries, they say, is like a fire. Burns hot and fast. So you got this monkey, jumpin’ around, and this fire, burnin’ bright… sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me! But they also say it makes ’em bold and adventurous. Always lookin’ for somethin’ new. Can’t stay in one place for too long. Reminds me of my cousin Bess, always runnin’ off with some fella, chasin’ after the next big thing. Never could settle down, that one. But she had a good life, I guess. Lived it her way, just like these monkey-Aries folks probably do. They say this combination makes ’em dynamic. Now that’s a fancy word, ain’t it? Means they’re always changin’, always movin’. Like a river, you know? Never stays the same.
- They say Monkey people don’t get along with Tigers and Pigs. Tigers are too self-centered, apparently. And Pigs… well, they just can’t seem to talk straight to a Monkey. Always misunderstandin’ each other. Sounds like most marriages I know, ha!
- Now, if you’re a Monkey born in Aries time, they call you a Gorilla. Big, strong, and I guess, friendly enough since they say they are outgoing. I’ve seen them on TV, thumpin’ their chests and roarin’. Guess that’s the Aries fire comin’ out.
- And get this, they got a whole list of these animal-star combinations. 144 of ‘em! Can you believe it? Folks got too much time on their hands, if you ask me. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, I ain’t complainin’. They call it Primal Astrology, mixin’ up the Eastern and Western stuff. Like mixin’ up cornbread and dumplings… might not sound right, but it could be tasty.
So, what does it all mean? Well, I reckon it means these monkey-Aries folks are a handful. They’re energetic, determined, bold, and always on the go. They might be a bit stubborn, and they might not always get along with everyone, but they’re good people, deep down. They got a fire in their belly and a twinkle in their eye. And they ain’t afraid to go after what they want. Just like my ol’ rooster, always chasin’ after the hens, never givin’ up. That’s the spirit!
And you know what else? They say these monkey-Aries folks are clever. Smart as a whip. They can figure things out quick. Like how to get the last piece of pie, or how to sweet-talk their way out of trouble. My granddaddy used to say, “Smart ain’t enough, gotta have common sense too.” And I reckon these monkey-Aries folks got plenty of both. They know how to survive, how to thrive. They can adapt to any situation, just like a weed growin’ in the cracks of the sidewalk. Strong and resilient, that’s what they are.
So, if you meet a monkey-Aries person, don’t be surprised if they’re a little… intense. They just got a lot of energy and a lot of passion. They might talk your ear off, they might drag you on some crazy adventure, but they’ll definitely keep you entertained. And who knows, maybe they’ll even teach you a thing or two. Life’s too short to be boring, and these monkey-Aries folks sure ain’t boring.
But remember, this is all just… talk. Stars and animals and all that. The real measure of a person is how they treat others, ain’t it? Whether they’re kind, whether they’re honest, whether they’re willing to lend a hand. That’s what really matters, not some fancy astrology chart. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Makes you wonder what kinda animal-star you are… Maybe I’m an old stubborn goat under a harvest moon, who knows!
Tags: Primal Astrology, Monkey, Aries, Chinese Zodiac, Western Zodiac, Gorilla, Personality, Astrology
