Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Patrick McGoohan. I heard folks are lookin’ up his birth chart, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks do. But hey, I can tell ya a thing or two about a person just by lookin’ at ’em, no fancy charts needed. But for you young’uns who like this kinda stuff, let’s see what we can dig up about this Patrick’s… uh… natal chart.
So, first off, this Patrick fella, he was born on March 19th. Don’t know the year, but March 19th it is. Now, March folks, they can be a bit… well, they can be a bit of everything! Spring’s comin’, weather’s changin’, just like their minds sometimes. But they got a good heart, most of ’em. Hard workin’ folks, March people are. Always busy doin’ somethin’. Just like my old man, always tinkerin’ with somethin’ in the shed.
Now, this here natal chart, it’s got somethin’ to do with the stars and planets. I tell ya, lookin’ up at the sky at night, it’s somethin’ else. Used to do that a lot when I was a young’un. But these folks, they say the stars and planets tell ya about a person’s life. Like, where the sun was when you were born, and the moon, and all them other shiny things up there. Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me, but hey, who am I to judge?
- They say this Patrick was a TV actor. Well, I’ll be! Never seen him on my TV, but then again, I mostly watch the weather and them game shows. Actors, they pretend to be other people, right? Must be a strange job. Always puttin’ on a show. Like that time old Mrs. Henderson pretended she wasn’t gossiping when she was the biggest gossip in town!
- And this “astrology” stuff… they got big-time folks lookin’ at it, so they say. Liz Greene, Robert Hand… sounds like fancy lawyers or somethin’. But they’re “astrologers.” They look at them charts and tell ya what’s what. I guess it’s like readin’ tea leaves or somethin’. My grandma used to do that. Said she could see the future in them leaves. Mostly just saw a whole lotta soggy leaves, if you ask me.
Now, they talk about “planetary positions” and “zodiac signs.” Zodiac, that’s somethin’ I heard about. Like, are you a ram or a bull or a fish? My nephew, he’s one of them fish, a Pisces they call it. Always swimmin’ against the current, that one. But these planetary positions, that’s where it gets complicated. Sounds like they gotta know the exact time and place this Patrick was born. Down to the minute, they say! Imagine that! My ma just remembered it was a Tuesday and the cows were mooin’ loud. That was good enough for her.
They also got these “Kundali calculations” and “astrological analyses.” Big words, ain’t they? Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. But basically, they’re lookin’ at all them stars and planets and tryin’ to figure out what it all means for Patrick. Was he gonna be famous? Was he gonna be happy? Was he gonna find a good woman to cook him dinner? That’s what I’d wanna know.
And they got these charts, you can even get a “custom wall print” of it! Imagine that! Hangin’ a picture of the stars on your wall. I’d rather hang a picture of my grandkids, but hey, to each their own. These charts, they’re available for 48 hours, they say. Gotta bookmark ’em, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss for somethin’ you can’t even touch or hold.
But I guess it’s interestin’ to some folks. Tryin’ to understand themselves and the world around them. Me? I just try to live a good life, be kind to my neighbors, and keep my chickens happy. That’s all the “analysis” I need. But this Patrick fella, seems like he left quite a mark, what with all these folks lookin’ at his stars and all. Maybe he was a good egg, after all. Or maybe, just maybe, them stars don’t tell ya everything.
Anyway, that’s about all I can make of this Patrick McGoohan and his fancy star chart. It’s a whole different world from mine, that’s for sure. But hey, learnin’ new things keeps you young, even if it’s just learnin’ about how city folks like to look at the sky.
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