So, I got this idea to try something a little out of the ordinary – erotic tarot cards. I’d seen them around, and some of them look pretty artistic, so I thought, why not? I figured it could be a fun and, well, interesting way to spend an afternoon. Let me tell you, it was definitely an experience.
First, I went hunting for a deck. I didn’t want anything too hardcore, but not too tame either. I found there are a lot of erotic tarot decks that are beautiful and full of art, and there are also some that are more direct, but I wanted something in the middle. It seemed like there was a deck out there for everyone, no matter what you’re into.
I finally settled on one that had these bold, bright illustrations. The characters in the deck were diverse, which I really liked. The pictures were pretty playful, nothing too serious. They seemed like they’d be good for a few laughs, you know?

Once I had the deck, I cleared off my table and got comfy. I lit some candles, not really for any ritual or anything, just because I like the way they smell. I shuffled the cards, thinking about what kind of questions I wanted to ask. To be honest, I didn’t really know what to expect.
Getting into the Reading
I laid out a simple three-card spread – past, present, future. I flipped over the first card, and wow, it was definitely not your grandma’s tarot card! It was intense, to say the least. The artwork was really something. I spent a few minutes just looking at it, taking in all the details. It got me thinking about some past experiences, for sure.
The second card, the present, was a little more mellow, but still pretty suggestive. It made me chuckle a little, thinking about my current situation. It was a funny card, in a way. I couldn’t help but laugh at myself a bit.
- The Past: Intense, evocative, definitely made me blush.
- The Present: Playful, funny, made me think about my current love life.
- The Future: Well, that one was a bit of a mystery! It was open to interpretation, which I guess is the whole point of tarot, right?
The third card, the future, was the most interesting. It was kind of ambiguous, but in a good way. It left a lot open to interpretation. It got my imagination going, that’s for sure. I spent a while just staring at it, wondering what it could mean.
I went through a few more readings, just playing around with different questions. Some of the cards were pretty explicit, others were more subtle. It was a mix of funny, and thought-provoking. It made me think about love, desire, and all that stuff in a new way.
All in all, it was a fun little experiment. I wouldn’t say it was life-changing or anything, but it was definitely entertaining. It’s not something I’d do every day, but it was a nice way to shake things up a bit. If you’re looking for something a little different, and you’re not afraid of a little spice, I’d say give it a try. You might be surprised at what you discover. Just remember to keep an open mind and have fun with it!