Alright, so you wanna know about gettin’ outta the slammer, huh? Like, when the stars say you gonna be sprung? Well, I ain’t no fancy pants astrologer, but I heard some things, ya know, from folks around. This “parole” thing, they call it. Means they let you out early, but you still gotta behave. Like when your ma used to say you could go play outside but be back before dark, or else!
They got this “Board of Parole” folks, big shots who decide if you’re good to go. And the “Department of Correction” keeps an eye on ya. Guess that’s like the teacher watching you on the playground, making sure you don’t pull little Timmy’s hair again.
Now, this “Situation” fella on TV, he’s a Cancer, they say. Don’t know what that means for jail time, but seems like he’s doin’ alright now. Maybe the stars were kind to him.
Some folks say the 12th house in them star charts is jail. And they talk about Jupiter and Venus bein’ lucky. Guess if you got them in the right place, maybe you get outta the clink sooner. It’s all Greek to me, but hey, who am I to judge? I just know bein’ locked up ain’t no picnic.
- I heard tell some folks got planets in that 12th house and end up in jail more often. Makes ya wonder, does it? Like, are they just unlucky, or is it written in the stars?
- And what about them poor souls who get blamed for somethin’ they didn’t even do? That’s gotta be rough, sittin’ in jail when you ain’t done nothin’ wrong. Stars must be playin’ a cruel joke on them, I reckon.
One fella I heard about, he was in jail for seven months. They said somethin’ about his “ascendant ruler” bein’ in the 12th house. Sounded like mumbo jumbo to me, but I guess it means somethin’ to them star gazers.
Then there’s this “4th bhava sublord” thing. They say it can tell ya when you get outta the hospital, or, I guess, maybe outta jail too? Sounds like a whole lotta fuss if ya ask me. Why can’t they just say, “You’re free to go” and be done with it?
I even heard about someone checkin’ the stars when that Nelson Mandela fella got outta jail after all them years. Twenty-seven years! Can you imagine? That’s like a lifetime. Guess the stars finally lined up for him, huh? It just goes to show, even if it takes a long time, there’s always hope. Even for an old lady like me, hope is all we got sometimes, you know?
And then there’s dreams about gettin’ outta jail. Folks say that means big changes are comin’. Like, maybe you’re finally gonna get that job you wanted, or maybe that grumpy old neighbor of yours will finally move away. Who knows? But it’s nice to think things are gonna get better, ain’t it? It’s like when you dream about finding a twenty dollar bill on the street – even if it don’t happen, it makes you feel good for a bit.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of stuff about gettin’ outta jail and the stars. I don’t know how much of it is true, but it’s somethin’ to think about. Maybe if you’re lookin’ to get sprung, you should talk to one of them fancy astrologers. Me? I’ll just stick to readin’ my tea leaves and hopin’ for the best. That’s always worked for me before. And remember, keep your nose clean, or you’ll be back in that jail faster than a rooster can peck a kernel of corn.
This whole business with stars and planets, I tell you, it’s a bit confusing. But if they can help folks get out of that terrible place, well, then maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. You just gotta keep your chin up, and maybe, just maybe, the stars will align in your favor.
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