Well, let me tell ya, those pornographic cards, they ain’t somethin’ your grandma would be playin’ bridge with, that’s for sure. I seen some things in my day, but these here cards, they somethin’ else. They got all sorts of pictures on ’em, ya know? Pictures of folks with not much clothes on, if ya catch my drift.
Now, I ain’t no prude, but I gotta say, some of them cards, they pretty bold. I seen some with ladies on ’em, and some with fellas. They all dolled up, or not dolled up, dependin’ on how ya look at it. And they doin’ all sorts of things, things that make ya blush, even at my age.
- Some of them cards, they got pictures of folks just, well, posin’. Like them models in them magazines. You know the kind, the ones with the shiny paper.
- And then there’s others, where they ain’t just posin’. They, uh, interactin’. If you know what I mean. And if ya don’t, well, maybe it’s best ya don’t.
I heard tell that some folks collect these cards. Like stamps or coins, but, well, dirtier. They call ’em “vintage” or “erotic.” Fancy words for somethin’ that’ll make ya sweat. They say some of them cards is real old, from back in the day when things was different. Not sure how different, but different enough, I reckon.
And then there’s the new ones. They got all sorts of themes now. Movie stars, I heard. And they ain’t talkin’ ’bout no Clark Gable neither. They talkin’ ’bout folks in them X-rated movies. The ones with all the… well, you know.
I even seen some that they call “custom” cards. That means somebody made ’em special. Maybe they got pictures of their own selves on ’em, or maybe they got pictures of somebody they know. I ain’t askin’ no questions, mind you. What folks do in their own time is their business.
But I tell ya, these cards, they ain’t cheap. Not the ones folks want, anyway. Them collectors, they’ll pay a pretty penny for a card that’s old or rare or just plain… spicy. I heard tell of folks payin’ hundreds, even thousands of dollars for a single card. Can ya believe that? For a little piece of cardboard with a picture on it.
You can find these cards all over the place, if ya know where to look. The internet, they say, is full of ’em. Just type in a few words and boom, there they are. And then there’s them stores, the ones that sell… well, adult stuff. They got all sorts of things in them stores, things that’d make your hair stand on end. And the cards, they just a small part of it.
And eBay, don’t forget about eBay. That’s where folks go to sell just about anythin’. And that includes these here cards. You can find all sorts of deals there, they say. But ya gotta be careful, mind you. There’s folks out there that’ll try to cheat ya. Sell ya a fake card, or charge ya too much. So ya gotta be smart.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ whether these cards are right or wrong. That ain’t for me to judge. Folks is gonna do what they gonna do. But I will say this: they ain’t for the faint of heart. And they ain’t for kids, that’s for sure. So if ya gonna go lookin’ at ’em, or buyin’ ’em, or collectin’ ’em, well, just be careful, is all. And don’t go showin’ ’em to your grandma, unless she’s a whole lot more modern than mine was.
And remember, what you see on them cards, well, it ain’t real life. It’s just pictures. Don’t go gettin’ no ideas in your head. Life ain’t like them cards, not for most folks anyway. So just take it all with a grain of salt, and maybe a shot of somethin’ strong. That’s what I do when I see something that shocks me.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Them pornographic cards, they somethin’ else alright. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got some collard greens that need cookin’.
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