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Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat ’bout money and them stars, you know, the astrology stuff. Folks say them stars can tell ya ’bout money, but I ain’t so sure. Still, let’s see what they jabberin’ ’bout.
Them Big Planets and Houses for Money
Some folks, them astrologer fellers, say some planets and houses mean more when it comes to money. They keep hollerin’ ’bout Jupiter and Pluto. Jupiter, that’s the big lucky one, I reckon. Pluto, well, that one sounds kinda scary, like it could take your money away as fast as you get it. They say these planets gotta be sittin’ pretty in your chart if you wanna be rollin’ in dough.
But hold your horses, I say! Is havin’ a pile of money the same as enjoyin’ it? My old pappy used to say, “Happy heart is better than a full purse.” He didn’t have two cents to rub together, but he was always laughin’. So, maybe them stars don’t tell the whole story, ya know?
Them Fancy Degrees for Big Bucks
- 29 Degrees Cancer: The Millionaire’s Degree
Now, them astrologers, they get real worked up ’bout certain degrees in the zodiac. Says one of the best degrees is 29 degrees Cancer. They call it the millionaire’s degree! Sounds mighty fine, don’t it? Makes ya think if you’re born on that day, you’re gonna be swimmin’ in money. But I seen folks born on all sorts of days, rich and poor. So, I dunno… Maybe it’s just hogwash.
- Second House: Where Your Stuff Is At
Then they got this thing called the second house. They say it’s the house of possessions, where you keep all your stuff. Sounds like my pantry, I keep my canned goods there! This house, they say, is all ’bout money, things you own, and keepin’ your feet on the ground money-wise. If your second house is strong, like a good ol’ oak tree, you’re supposed to be good with money. If it’s weak, like a twig, well, you might be scramblin’ for pennies. Makes a lick of sense, I guess. Gotta keep your house in order, whether it’s your real house or this star house.
- 27 Degrees Gemini: Changin’ Times
And get this, they even talk about the 27th degree in Gemini. They say it’s a transformative degree, means you’re ready for a big change, like growin’ up or somethin’. Now, I ain’t sure how that gets ya money, but maybe it means you gotta be ready to change your ways to get rich. Maybe stop buyin’ lottery tickets and start savin’, huh? Who knows what them stars are tryin’ to say.
More Than Just Stars, I Reckon
Look, I ain’t sayin’ them stars don’t mean nothin’, but I think there’s more to gettin’ money than just what day you was born. You gotta work hard, be smart with your pennies, and maybe have a little luck, too. And, most important, you gotta be happy with what you got. Money ain’t everything, that’s for sure. I’ve seen rich folks miserable as sin, and poor folks happy as clams.
So, yeah, them stars might whisper ’bout money, but they ain’t shoutin’ no answers. You gotta listen to your own gut and figure it out for yourself. Don’t go bettin’ the farm on what them astrologers say, ya hear? Just keep your eyes open, work hard, and maybe, just maybe, the money will follow. Or maybe it won’t. But as long as you got a roof over your head and food in your belly, you’re doin’ alright, I reckon.
Final Thoughts
So, that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. Them stars and money, it’s a whole tangled mess. Maybe them astrologers know somethin’, maybe they don’t. But one thing’s for sure, money ain’t gonna fall outta the sky just ’cause Jupiter’s smilin’ on ya. You gotta get out there and hustle. And remember, a happy heart is worth more than all the gold in the world.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. Them birds don’t care nothin’ ’bout astrology, they just want their corn!
Tags: [Astrology, Money, Wealth, Jupiter, Pluto, Cancer, Gemini, Second House, Degrees, Financial Stability]
