Category: astrology

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born on June 16, 1987. Heard tell they’re somethin’ special, bein’ born under that Gemini sign. Now,

[Body] Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat ’bout money and them stars, you know, the astrology stuff. Folks say them stars can tell ya

[Body] Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… what was it? Saturn in Pisces, yeah, that’s the ticket. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it

Alright, so you wanna know about gettin’ outta the slammer, huh? Like, when the stars say you gonna be sprung? Well, I ain’t no fancy

Alright, let’s talk about this moon in the 8th house thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a

Well, hello there, young folks! You wanna get hitched in 2025, huh? Good for you! Grandma’s here to tell ya a thing or two about

Alright, let’s talk about this Jupiter in Virgo thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya, it’s all about plain ol’ hard work

Alright, let’s talk about this Saturn-Sun thingy in that syna-what-you-call-it chart. You know, the one them fancy folks use to look at stars and tell

Alright, let’s talk about this sag sun taurus moon 1994 thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the city folks jabber about. But I’ll

Alright, let’s talk about this Jupiter in the 12th house thing, whatever that means. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in