Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this December 17th horoscope thing, whatever that means. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I heard some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how to say it.
So, they say if you’re born on December 17th, you’re a Sagittarius. Sounds like some kinda fancy name, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d name a prize-winning bull or somethin’. Anyways, these Sagittarius folks, they’re born between November 22nd and December 21st. Don’t ask me why, that’s just how it is, I reckon.
What kind of people are they, you ask? Well, they say these Sagittarians are full of life, always jumpin’ around and doin’ things. They like to be free, like a wild horse in a field, you know? Can’t keep ’em tied down, no sir. They’re also supposed to be smart, which is good, I guess. Smart enough to not get into too much trouble, hopefully.
Now, they got this symbol, somethin’ called an Archer. I ain’t never seen a real archer, but I reckon it’s someone who shoots arrows. So maybe these Sagittarius folks are good at hittin’ their targets, whatever those targets might be. Could be gettin’ a good job, findin’ a good husband, or just makin’ sure the chickens don’t get into the garden.
And who do they get along with? Well, seems like they like other folks who are fiery, you know, like them Leos and Aries. Fire signs, they call ’em. Guess they all like to stir things up a bit, keep things excitin’. Can’t blame ’em for that, I guess. Life’s too short to be boring, that’s what I always say.
- Leo: Another fire sign, probably just as wild as them Sagittarians.
- Aries: Same deal, full of fire and vinegar, I bet.
But these Sagittarians, they ain’t just wild and crazy. They also like to think things through, apparently. They’re what they call “mutable,” which means they can change their minds, see both sides of things. Kinda like when you’re tryin’ to decide whether to plant corn or beans, gotta think about it, right?
They say these folks born on December 17th are ambitious, too. Means they wanna get somewhere in life, do somethin’ important. Good for them, I say. Nothin’ wrong with wantin’ a better life, workin’ hard for it. And they got vitality, which means they got a lot of energy, I guess. Like a young pup, always ready to go.
So, if you’re lookin’ for love and you meet a Sagittarius born on December 17th, be ready for a wild ride. They’ll keep you on your toes, that’s for sure. But they’ll also be loyal and true, long as you treat ’em right. And if you’re friends with one, well, you’ll have a good time, I reckon. Just don’t expect ’em to sit still for too long.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe in all this horoscope stuff. But it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. But one thing’s for sure, people are different, and that’s what makes the world go ’round. Whether you’re a Sagittarius or a Capricorn or whatever, just be yourself, that’s what I say. And be kind to others, that’s even more important.
So there you have it, my take on this December 17th horoscope. Hope it made some sense to ya. If not, well, that’s alright too. Just go on livin’ your life, and don’t worry too much about the stars and all that. Just worry about gettin’ your chores done and keepin’ your family fed, that’s the important stuff.
And if you are one of these Sagittarius folks, well, good luck to ya. Hope you go out there and make somethin’ of yourself. And don’t forget to have some fun along the way. Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
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